groceriesforhatch:

The other day, I made a snarky comment (related to the word whore and/or slut) to my ex. He politely disagreed with my self-assessment and then without missing a beat, inquired which dictionary I’d pulled my definition. I like this one a lot better and I suspect he’d approve as well.

dont have an ex-wife but love this anyway

lulz-time:

fffcuk:

the fix for our economy

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

gee IDK why i didnt think of that… the key to not being poor must be to be dumb as a brick and not have a serious job or any major education to speak of…. 

if she wasnt born wealthy she’d be in some real trouble… she’d have to get by on pretending she’s pretty, and that she has something to offer…. 

oh wait….. LMAO!

some times it does feel that way, “If i’d only….” or “I should have….” i feel like im constantly making excuses for the ones who repeatedly BROKE me. and if i do “deserve the pain” then its understandable why those things happen’d to me…. because “I deserve the Pain” 

i dont even know anymore

he changed so much since he started doing meth

not since the accident

i did at one point but these day’s i’m not so sure

reasonstostayaliveblog:

More info about the butterfly project here.

nice way to get shot with an arrow

Nerds For The Win!

love the hair!

thedanizblog:

Borderline Personality Disorder Awareness Month message from the National Education Alliance for BPD “There IS hope, there ARE treatments.”

i wanna take a nude roller coaster ride… any idea’s where i can do this?

adultteenyangels:

Bend over and ready

here’s a woman who im glad isn’t me… i though i had back problems but she’s got to be crying her self to sleep with pain… never have i seen a more deserving candidate for a reduction surgery ever!

yet more flexability